My top 5 reasons my bike is better than an ole lady

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doug_heisel
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My top 5 reasons my bike is better than an ole lady

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Post by doug_heisel » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:42 pm

5. My bike doesn't care if I ride someone elses bike

4. My bike doesn't care if I own a dozen other motorcycles.

3. P.M.S. means preventive maintenance servicing, and isn't scary at all.

2. I love listening to her when shes being loud.

and my number 1 reason my bike is better than an ole lady.

1. If I repeatedly kick her in public. It may draw a crowd but no one calls the cops.
LOL :lol:



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Re: My top 5 reasons my bike is better than an ole lady

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Post by NightShift » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:40 pm

Wow Doug.

Even kicking a motorcycle too much aint cute. Much less a woman.

Your an EasyRiders magazine fan, right?

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Re: My top 5 reasons my bike is better than an ole lady

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Post by awander » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:50 pm

NightShift wrote:Wow Doug.

Even kicking a motorcycle too much aint cute. Much less a woman.

Your an EasyRiders magazine fan, right?
Thanks, Nightshift. Well said.

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Re: My top 5 reasons my bike is better than an ole lady

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Post by doug_heisel » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:59 am

Actually I never have hit a lady, outside of my sister when I was younger. And my ex-wife when she was waking me up once. I dont believe in it. not to mention I have firearms and it definatly doesn't take any real talent to pull the trigger. LOL :D

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Re: My top 5 reasons my bike is better than an ole lady

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Post by 51elpanchop » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:49 am

Lets see, my Panhead has seen 4 Ol Ladys in its time with me and I never thought of getting rid of the Pan. Can't say the same about the 4 Ol Ladys lol.

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